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Subject: Liberals vs.
Conservatives
The
Difference Between The Liberal and Conservative
"Debate" Over The
War On Terrorism:
Question: You're walking down a deserted
street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man
with a huge knife comes around the corner and is
running at you while screaming
obscenities.
In your hand is a .357 Magnum
and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds
before he reaches you and your family. What
do you do?
Liberal
Answer: Well ,,, that's not enough
information to answer the question! Does
the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever
done anything to him that is inspiring him to
attack? Could we run away? What does my
wife think? What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing
the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
his hand? What does the law say about this
situation? Is it possible he'd be happy
with just killing me? Does he definitely
want to kill me or would he just be content to
wound me? If I were to grab his knees and
hold on, could my family get away while he was
stabbing me? This is all so
confusing! I need to debate this with some
friends for a few days to try to come to a
conclusion.
Conservative
Answer: Shoot the SOB! Then
take your family to a baseball game, eat some hot
dogs with apple pie, sing the national anthem, go
to church and praise the Lord for one more day of
freedom.
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Quien Sabe's answer
to the debate at left.
About the comparison of the Liberals and
Conservative, one thing was left out.
"RURALNESS
"
The Liberal, of the Rural Mind, them folks
with just plain common sense whereby God, Human life and then animal
and plant life are respected in that order.
That is rural heritage, i.e. ruralness.
So the story at left could only fit Liberals
or Conservatives of these last
generations of book learned morons who flock to any
"hot" current ideology "idiots" and
simplify everything because of their inability to grasp
more than one concept for discernment simultaneously.
The RURAL
Liberal answer to the story at left is:
Since he
being adept to hunting and fishing and inherently having
high regards for the welfare of his family will have no
problem here, he will shoot the SOB.
Of
course a Liberal non-hypocritcal Church attendee will
have his remorse but will have attonement through his
maker.
The
Conservative answer to the story at left is really much
simpler:
YEA,
my gun was BIGGER !
So, do you want to see one of dem Liberals?
scan down
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Quien Sabe, 1937- 20xx . . . . AKA Sir Ruralness
I usually don't dress this nice. Picture was taken at
nephew's wedding down in Californy. Gustine, big city,
wow, they tell me over 3000 people. Rain water runs along
streets without making a ditch. Then they have a strip of
hard grey stuff to walk on and call um "
sidewalks", is that funny or what?
We had to traverse several bridges on the trip, they
had no lights, " 'OH' I was scared "!
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