Complete unabridged Script for new Upper Rogue Shady Cove theater play!

Name of play is:

Get Weaver!

"If you can't laugh at yourself, you may be missing the colossal joke of the century."-Dame Edna

---->GET WEAVER!

-->Get Weaver

-->Get Weaver -->Get Weaver

-->Get Weaver

the end.

Actor wanted:.... guy with voice from "Hogans Hero's", Sgt. Schultz